Oriental Buffets

I was told once that a oriental company had a big meeting trying to figure out how to make some money. "Lets bottle some water, seal it and sell it to the Americans. They buy anything. So I think to myself how it all got started. They told us how the ground waters were contaminated with fertilizers, garbage, chemicals and such. Then they started on city water using chlorine and other things in our drinking water that are terribly hazardous to our health. The next thing you know they are bottling "spring water" straight from the artisan wells. (Artisan well? what the heck is that? It sounds healthy though doesn't it?) Bottled water is a multi million dollar business. What the heck I say again! I have thought about this many time through out the years when I lay my $1.50 out there for a bottle of WATER!! What is wrong with this picture? Then I really get out there and I start thinking about my obsession for oriental food. Obviously these people do not eat their own food... they are all about the size of Jack O'Lane (isn't he like 90 years old and swam some great distance recently?) I know that honestly these people can not be eating the food that they set out in the buffet line, it is not possible to eat that way and stay their way. So in conclusion... anyone ready for the "Oriental Dragon" in Waconia?