miss you so bad!

Our Conner Dallas has a very active and animated imagination. This has been confirmed by his Dr., whom Conner very lovingly calls "big ole Dr. Ogar". When he went in for his preschool checkup he was looking at a picture on the wall and proceeded to tell his mother this story about big ole Dr. Ogar going out in to the woods and pulling out animals and monsters that he had to kill. When he finished the story in fine detail he asked his mother "so mom what did you think". "Well, I didn't really like that story as I don't like scary stories about monsters and killing"
... he looked at her and said "oh come on mom!"
...after his check up he did indeed start preschool and his momma started teaching her kindergarten class also. When they got home after their first day of the new routine he said to his momma " So, you are going to be a teacher now?" His momma answered him and said "Why yes Conner, your mom is a teacher" and he said with a definable tone
..."well, I don't like it one bit!"
... you see this summer he had his momma all to himself and they got to share many stories. One of my favorite is when the neighbor girl had been to her grandma and grandpas house and she was busy telling Conner her gram-pa did this and her grandpa did that... Conner listened to her and then proceeded to tell her that his grandpa ate raw skunk! What in the world? Where does a three year old learn about raw skunk and how can he figure out that his grandpa eating raw skunk would "one up" the other grandpa?
...He also had a friend named "Brokery" that lived in the woods behind there house with his family. Sometimes Brokery would go places with Conner and his family and sometimes his behaviors prohibited him from travel...but, he did remain his friend for most of the summer and Conner shared many of their adventures with his mom.
...and today - what every kindergarten teacher wants to hear their 3 year old talking about in preschool... he informed the teacher that when you are in school you can not poop on the floor!! (so, does the teacher think he poops on the floor at home now?) Good thing that story ended with Conner saying to his momma "If you wouldn't have to teach I wouldn't have to miss you so bad!!"